The Monsters In My Closet
The monsters in my closet Like to sleep the day away. So when I get home from school, I let them out to play. When Mom calls me for supper, I give them each a broom. First they put my toys away, And then they clean my room. The Mummy hates to vacuum. So if he starts to whine, I kick his rear and tell him, "Trade jobs with Frankenstein." Wolfman used to fold my clothes. I'll give him one more chance-- Last time he wasn't careful And left furballs in my pants. When my room is nice and neat, I bring them up some food. But Dracula wants to drink my blood-- I think that's pretty rude. When it's time to go to bed, I hug them all goodnight. They jump back in my closet, While I turn out the light. I've taken care of monsters For as long as I recall, But the monsters in my closet Are the nicest ones of all! --Phil Bolsta